Ken Dolls Look Like Beta Males

HOLY SH!T THEY NAILED IT!!!!

This is what every beta male in the United States looks like… how gay can you possibly make the doll without going full blown tranny!!! But don’t laugh cause I am sure that will be next.

It amazes me how much time companies put into their corporate libtardness. I would love to sit in on one of those round table meetings just to hear how pathetic they all sound.

Look, when they can make a doll that actually looks like you and all of your friends… you may want to become a man and do manly shit.

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