SNL Hails ‘World’s Greatest President’ Obama, Attacks Trump As A ‘Little White Bitch’

While SNL hailed Barack Obama as the “world’s greatest president” on their show two weeks ago, this week they attacked Donald Trump as a “little white bitch” with the intelligence of a small child.

From The Washington Post:

This week’s cold open began with Baldwin asking an aide whether daughter Ivanka and her husband, Jared Kushner, are around. “They always keep me so calm and make sure I don’t do anything too crazy,” he says.

No, an aide tells him, as they don’t work on the Sabbath.

“Perfect: when the Jews are away, the goys will play,” Baldwin-as-Trump says. “Send in Steve Bannon.”

What did they mean by this?

Was it a reference to the recent article in The Jewish Daily Forward lamenting that President Trump is not a puppet of Jared Kushner but is instead closer to the “devil” Stephen Bannon?

Really makes you think.

In rolls a ghoulish, skeletal character, intended to be the senior White House strategist. This isn’t the first time SNL had what’s basically the grim reaper portray Bannon. “Hello, Donald. I have arrived,” the fake Bannon says.

“Steve, you look rested,” Baldwin-as-Trump quips. “Not me, I’ve had a long day. I’m tired and cranky. And I feel like I could just freak out on somebody.”

And so go the phone calls, with Bannon nudging Trump to make them as even as they go quite disastrously.

[…]Then, Bannon urges Trump to call “some random little country to show them who’s boss.”

So the president dials Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe.

“You think you are a real dictator?” Mugabe asks. “I will rip out your spine and drink from your skull! You cannot even walk down stairs, you little white b—-! Don’t you ever call Zimbabwe again!”

The audience cheered this — wildly. A foreign dictator calling our newly elected president a “little white bitch” was the highlight of the sketch.

Contrast this with Obama being portrayed as “The Rock” just two years ago.

The masks are coming off.

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  • otterhead

    That’s because Donald Trump is, indeed, a little white bitch who can’t walk down stairs, and Obama was a great president. However, the clip you chose was “The Rock Obama”, which was their parody of what would happen if Obama was a hulking brute who threw people out of windows.

    • teflonron

      Obama’s legacy is being undone within 100 days. There, there goes you “great” one, lol.

      • otterhead

        And so is your healthcare, your freedoms, your low taxes, your low unemployment rate, and your peace with other countries. I know the GOP wants to undo everything Obama did, but you and I will be the ones who suffer.

        • teflonron

          You’re the stupid one. What Obama has done is the greatest theft from the Federal Reserve in history. His stupid Healthcare was meant to fail, the architects admit that! All it did was take my freedom by bonding me to the Federal government. OBAMA HAS BEEN AT WAR 8 YEARS. Screw you, you commie hippie.

          • otterhead

            That’s a whole lot of cute namecalling! You do know that Obamacare was literally written by the Republicans, right? His name’s on it, but the law was crafted by the GOP. Nobody’s taking your “freedom” away by giving you insurance. I suggest doing some research on the ACA to learn what it actually does and who wrote it.

          • teflonron

            Yeah, you dingbat. Yes, it is talking my freedom if I don’t participate the government will use brute force and imprison me. Don’t you dolts get it?

        • teflonron

          It’s not my healthcare, it’s slavery, low unemployment rate? What kind of jobs? McDonalds? Jeez. PEACE WITH OTHER COUNTRIES? Obama is doing regime change just like Bush! Go to hell! Go to hell! Man you people are stupid.

  • teflonron

    Not funny.

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